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Teacher and Student

Posted on May 17th, 2008 in Personal by admin

This past week, I was able to brag about one of my father’s recent accomplishments and even contribute a little something to a bible study session I was attending. The conversation was headed down the path about sometimes the rewards of our actions take time to receive. I thought that it was the perfect time to jump in and use my Dad as an example.

My Dad and Astronaut Garrett Reisman (sort of)

Late last year, my parents received a call from my dad’s former school district. The caller was asking permission to release my Dad’s contact information to a governmental agency. Within a few days, he was indeed contacted by NASA. The reason? One of his former students had actually become a rocket scientist and had been in the NASA astronaut program for a number of years. It was time for Garrett Reisman to join his fellow crewmembers in slipping the surly bonds and soaring to touch the face of God. Yes, he was going to become an astronaut with a flight under his belt. He remembered how my father encouraged him to bring in his model rockets to school and launch them for the class thirty years ago.

When NASA contacted my parents…it was to offer them an invitation Garrett extended to his friends and family to join him in Florida (well, not exactly him since he was in isolation) for the launch in March. Garrett made sure to include other members of my Dad’s family too! If I hadn’t been as familiar with the Shuttle program’s “on time launch” track record…I might have signed up to go myself. However from 1993-1995 I lived just about 30 miles from the Cape and can recall the disappointment of driving out to one of the causeways to watch a launch…only to have it scrubbed five minutes before the scheduled time. While I bowed out, my parents jumped at the chance!

My Mom and Astronaut Garrett Reisman

So…just after my Dad’s 68th birthday he joined Garrett’s friends and family in Florida for a series of pre-launch events. These included a cocktail party hosted by several astronauts (although, due to the requirements for isolation they could not attend themselves), a very much “behind the curtain” tour of the Kennedy Space Center, and of course…probably the very best seats in the house for a launch.

STS-123 on the Launch Pad March 11th, 2008

Liftoff of STS-123, March 11th, 2008


And off they went! As you can see, a beautiful launch…but had I been in my old front yard in Palm Bay, Florida I probably wouldn’t have seen much that night. The weather at 2 am was pretty overcast and the Shuttle disappeared into the clouds rather quickly, but as you can see, my parents along with the families and friends of the crew got quite a show!


But…that isn’t all. Within a day or so of entering Earth’s orbit, Garrett joined the handful of Americans who have actually “walked” in space. I’ll have to rely on my Mom and Dad to comment about that first trip outside into the darkness of space. Apparently Garrett’s quite a witty guy. Have any doubt that a PhD from Cal Poly has a good sense of humor? Check out the following link where Garrett entertained the viewers on Comedy Central during an interview with host Steven Colbert. I think you’ll agree that Garrett definitely stole the show!

Garrett Reisman’s Interview with Steven Colbert on Comedy Central

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Just the other day, when I called my parents, my Dad’s first words to me were, “Oh, it’s you.” He went on to explain that he had just been talking to Garrett from the International Space Station. Astronauts are allotted several minutes a day to place phone calls to Earth. I am proud, excited…but not surprised that Garrett chose to give my Dad a call “just because.” I guess one reason might be that as a “special guy” my Dad’s got Garrett’s “space email” address and has been in touch.

Yes, my Dad certainly is a special guy. A very humble man, who might have thought that he hadn’t done as much with his life as he could have. Dad, you’re wrong. You raised two successful kids who for the most part haven’t given you too much grief since we left the nest…you encouraged a young man in Parsippany, NJ to dream and reach for the stars….and touched hundreds of lives in the classroom. Garrett’s the most publicized, but I know that there are any number of young adults today that are better people for having sat in front of your desk. I probably don’t say “I Love You” nearly enough as I should…but know that I do and appreciate everything you’ve done for ALL OF US.

Get that back under control…and get back to Chase Field. The Diamondbacks need you back in your “office.”

Dad’s Office at Chase Field in Phoenix, AZ

See you on the high ground…or at least from the upper deck!

MajorDad1984

P.S. If you want to share this with Garrett…I’d love to have a comment on the blog from the International Space Station!

Guilty As Charged…

Posted on May 17th, 2008 in Uncategorized by admin

Well, here I am again. Confessing to all six of you that check here from time to time, that I have been remiss in my duties as the head blogger and bottlewasher at Cursed by a Classical Education - Part II. Life’s been a little hectic here in my small corner of God’s country…but I hope to pick up the pieces of this broken blog and see what direction it might head in the future.

For those of you that are readers…let me know what you want to hear about. For those of you that have taken a chance on Google’s random URL generator or clicked a link from an older trackback, welcome aboard.

Having said all that, I feel a little better. Now on to writing a post that I’ve been procrastinating on for a few months now.

See you on the high ground!

MajorDad1984

The US in Recession? 75% of Americans Say So…

Posted on March 18th, 2008 in Uncategorized by admin

Can’t we get some more news in this cycle??? You’ll have to check this out first….

CNN’s Hand Wringing Scientific Poll

Folks, I don’t know what’s going on with the economy…other than it sure does seem a lot like the weather as Mark Twain used to say, “Everyone talks about it…but nobody ever does anything about it.”

The President of the United States isn’t SUPPOSED TO INFLUENCE BUSINESS and CREATE JOBS. That’s what corporate and small businesses are supposed to do for any number of reasons, but the primary reason is TO MAKE MONEY. Most Americans should be tickled to death about that fact. Business, even the big, evil kinds, employs people, makes stakeholders money by increasing their investments and it does fuel our standing in the world. For God’s sake get off the soapbox (not the Texas-sized one) about how the government should do something. It’s not their place. As much as I hate to say it…perhaps it’s time for a new and different kind of UNION to rise up and convince the powers that be in the boardrooms across America that they should be more compassionate towards the workforce and maybe share some of that big bank the CEOs and COOs are pulling in every year. I work for the government…and I’ll be the first to say that it’s not a monument to efficient operations. If you want something screwed up royally, make it a government program for sure. (I might be smart enough to get the job done…but I’m one lowly yet boisterous analyst…crying in the wilderness.)

But back to the worries about the economy…do you think I CARE about what 75% of Americans think? Check this article out I found at the New York Times….

Dumb and Dumber: Are Americans Hostile to Knowledge?

If some of that’s not scary…I don’t know what is!

Enough for now…it’s shower time and then off to the grind!

See you on the high ground!

MajorDad1984

MajorDad Goes to Church…

Posted on March 16th, 2008 in Personal by admin

No, the roof didn’t fall in….

No, a horde of locusts didn’t descend upon Central Texas…

No, the waters of the Leon River didn’t turn blood red…

I joined a friend and her girlfriend for services at the Boots N Saddle Cowboy Church in Gatesville for Sunday services and I like I said to one of the greeters/elders a nice old (older than me I think) gentleman…it was the first time in a VERY LONG TIME that I never looked at my watch during the entire service.

This IS what I’ve been looking for spiritually. While I grew up in the Methodist Church…singing two services in the choir every Sunday for years…I’ve strayed from “organized” religion over the years…and it’s time to get myself grounded again. (Yeah, MajorDad can sing. My ex-wife Sharon Teah Bryant, my son’s mother is a Christian musician with her own music ministry who recently visited Central Texas heard me sing while standing next to her the day before our son Joel returned from overseas duty in Germany and Iraq said “Dayum…you can sing!”) I had to admit in the short time we were married…I never knew her passion for and expertise in music either.

Unfortunately today…I was sitting a little too far back to have a “songbook” near me. Sorry…I do need to see the words (and hopefully the music too) in order to sing songs I’m unfamiliar with or that I haven’t sung in years. There’s quite a bit of difference between what I used to sing in a small Northern NJ bedroom community that fueled the investment banking world in Manhattan and a Cowboy Church in Central Texas. Truth be known…it was very appealing hearing the kind of music through the walls of the unassuming steel pole barn where they held services in…that I might have heard if I’d been out honky-tonking just a few hours before.

The message was one I could relate to…and given in humble, meaningful layman’s terms that all could understand and actually have a much better chance of grasping…than some of the more stilted “high and mighty” ways I’ve heard the same messages preached. It was nice to be among believers…who practice what they preach, showing it in their day to day nature. If I met any hypocrites today…they are GOOD.

No, really. If these good people are acting…they’re SO GOOD they ought to be in Hollywood . Seriously, I felt at home and at ease from the minute I hit the parking lot. Coming through the door, I was greeted by a gentleman in a starched white embroidered shirt with a black cowboy hat who was GENUINELY happy to see me there. I’ve been around the world and have seen the elephant…these people were FOR REAL! Isn’t it a shame that we had to drive 35 miles to find that sort of experience?

The service was filled with toe-tapping (mine included) music…heart felt testimonies shared…and a wonderful message leading up to Easter services next week. Add to that…unlike many services I’ve attended in “bricks and sticks” churches in town…it’s not a fashion show to put on parade your latest purchase from Dillards. It truly gives you the opportunity to get right with God…and that’s the price of admission. You don’t have to worry about your neighbor in the pew next to you seeing what you drop in an offering plate. If you have something to contribute, they’ll welcome it…but it sure seems that in Cowboy Church, there is no buying your way into Heaven. They GET the message. And they LIVE it. Isn’t that what God intends to happen???

Here are a few pictures from the Boots N Saddle church….I highly recommend the Cowboy Church concept. Strange coming from a Yankee from NJ, huh? Fug-gedda-boud-it!

See you on the high ground.

MajorDad1984

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The Band

Pastor Brent

MajorDad and Krissy

It’s Friday….

Posted on March 13th, 2008 in Uncategorized by admin

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And I am SOOOOOOOO out of here!

See you on the high ground!

MajorDad1984

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN TEXAS

Posted on March 11th, 2008 in Uncategorized by admin

Thanks….you know who you are!

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men’s used work boots, size14-16.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns and Ammo and your NRA magazines.

3. Put a giant dog dish next to the boots and magazine.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

“Hey Bubba: Big Mike, Slim, Tiny and I went for more ammo. Back in an hour. Don’t mess with the Pitbulls. They attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up pretty bad. I don’t think Killer took part in it but I locked all four of them in the house. Better wait outside”

Truth be told…I wear size 9…1 1/2 at best.

I own no firearms presently…but am pretty damned handy with them if they’re available.

The giant dog dish (compared to some I’ve seen recently)…is actually in the pit bull’s kennel.

And yes…I do own one. A lovable red-nosed pit named “Cookie.” If you’re a cat, run for your life….and don’t mess with her food if you’re another animal.

See you on the high ground…

MajorDad1984

Here We Go Again…Those Poor Homeowners that Owe more than they Own…

Posted on March 6th, 2008 in Uncategorized by admin

Suckers!

You have gotta be teasing me!

I own three properties…with six figures worth of equity in them all combined…and I only have about 30-40% ownership of them. AND I CONSIDER MYSELF PRETTY SUCCESSFUL!

MAYBE…too many people ARE buying when they should be renting…and building their earning potential rather than falling prey to the “cheap” rates, interest only loans that have so many people upside down these days. Put a little bit down on the house, folks! Maybe figure out BEFORE you buy how much you really CAN afford as opposed to what some bank will lend you.

Sheesh…I graduated from a non-accredited school and figured that out on my own!

See you on the high ground…

MajorDad1984

Well, thank you for setting me straight, Captain Obvious!

Posted on March 5th, 2008 in Uncategorized by admin

Boys and Girls Brains Are Different…

Gee whiz, do you really think so?

It would be really easy to do a quick Google search to come up with a dozen “What he hears when she says” comedy routines.

Can’t we EVER get over this? Men and women ARE different!!! We were designed by our creator TO BE THAT WAY….AND IT IS GOOD! Is this something that we have to study OVER AND OVER again? I’m beginning to think that “I’m back” when I see stories like this and then sit down at the keyboards!

Since a good many of you are of the fairer sex…what say ye?

See you on the high ground…and I’m back. Tell all your friends, Mom!

MajorDad1984

If You’re a Texan, Log-off, Get In Your Car and….

Posted on March 4th, 2008 in Uncategorized by admin

VOTE! We’ll be here when you get back!

Since I didn’t have a dog in the House fight this go around….I’m supporting Chris Peden (TX 14) and Kevyn Bazzy (TX 22) in highly contested and WINNABLE districts.

I’d give you a link to help you find your polling place, but it would appear that someone has “taken down” Barack Obama’s website. Can’t get there…

He had a great tool for me to find out exactly where I needed to be in order to vote today….NO, I didn’t vote for him. I hemmed and hawed, but took a Republican ballot.

See you on the high ground!

MajorDad1984

Six Degrees of Pete Olson - TX22 - Primary Candidate

Posted on February 29th, 2008 in Politics by admin
    Six Degrees of Pete Olson

If you’re not aware, there’s a party game known to its fans as “Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon.” According to Wikipedia.com, this game was invented at Albright College in Reading, Pennsylvania in the middle of a heavy snowstorm where people were hunkered down watching “Footloose.” In this game, the players try to figure out how many links it takes to associate an actor or actress to…..Kevin Bacon.

This is how it’s played. Let’s try to connect Kevin Bacon to Val Kilmer.

Well, Kevin Bacon’s never done a movie with Val Kilmer, but let’s see how close we can associate these two actors.

Val Kilmer was in Top Gun with Tom Cruise…Tom Cruise was in a “Few Good Men” with Kevin Bacon. This gives Val Kilmer a “Bacon Number” of 2. Just two degrees of separation exist between the two.

I was recently contacted by a friend to take a look at the record of Pete Olson and come up with a blog post about this Republican candidate for Tom Delay’s old seat in Texas’ 22nd District. After reading through the research materials…this is what I came up with. I’ve found six major “contacts” that can we can very closely associate to this candidate…if we play a little “Six Degrees.”

Here we go…

    Williams & Jenson NOTE: I’ve been informed by Williams & Jenson that recently the Houston Chronicle retracted a story they ran about them being tied to Jack Abramoff. See their comment below…

While probably the most obscure tie in the Six Degrees of Pete Olson, dear readers, this law firm is one of the most powerful lobbying entities in Washington, D.C… While the practice of lobbying isn’t illegal, it certainly has caused more than a couple later links in the “Six Degrees” chain further down the line. It should be noted that Pete Olson’s first campaign fundraiser was held in Washington, D.C. and not Texas. It was held in a town home owned by the Williams & Jenson firm and hosted by three of Washington’s top lobbyists.

I think that the bottom line I should bring up at this point is that lobbying is NOT an illegal activity. Our government wouldn’t function without lobbyists…however, what has become far more prevalent in the recent years is just how they can actually sway a legislator’s vote…rather than the will of his/her constituents.

“Bacon Number of 1 between Pete Olson and the lobbying firm of Williams & Jenson.”

    Duke Cunningham

Now let’s establish the next link in this chain…William & Jenson have done work in the past for former California House Representative Randall “Duke” Cunningham. For those needing a quick refresher, Cunningham represented his upscale San Diego district, running primarily as a truly highly decorated Vietnam fighter pilot and “Top Gun” pioneer. (Guess Duke’s got a Bacon Number of 2 as well.)

Throughout the 1990’s, Cunningham was one of the Republican Party’s most recognized members, but oh how the mighty can fall! Duke Cunningham is now serving the longest sentence ever placed on a seated/sitting member of Congress in a federal penitentiary in Tucson, Arizona. (I’ve driven past this place dozens of times and never even realized it was a federal facility.)

And why is he here? Duke took bribes from defense contractors in exchange for the award and backing of defense related spending projects. I’m not saying the Duke Cunningham is a horrible man, but I will say that he’s just one example of what happens to people when they arrive in Washington, D.C… They become part of the system they claim to want to change.

What should you be thinking about a Washington insider like Pete Olson who’s already been there? Think there might be a chance that the power he’s had already inside the staff’s of Senator Phil Gramm and John Cornyn might already taken effect?

Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.

Pete Olson’s “Bacon Number” between himself and disgraced California Representative Duke Cunningham is 2.

    Tom Delay

Here we have yet another FORMER congressman who had to leave his seat behind under a cloud of alleged wrongdoing. Since I don’t live in TX-22, my complete understanding of the wrongdoings are probably a little light, but yet again, the problem would appear to be one of power (either real or imagined) of being above the law.

While the indictments against Tom Delay had to do with wrongful campaign finance expenditures, it appears that he might have gone to Washington with his hand up to do some good for his constituents, but wound up with his “hand out” to lobbyists. Two members of his Congressional staff figured prominently in the next “contestant’s” investigation, Jack Abramoff.

Tom Delay remains a “free man” but based on some of the company he keeps, perhaps this is something that may be short-lived. In any event, being forced to resign from not only his position as Majority Whip in the House, but also to be strongly urged not to run for re-election in 2006 places him in that group of people your mother used to warn you about associating with.

The “Bacon Number” Pete Olson to Tom Delay is simply a two. All you have to do is trace the route through Williams & Jenson to Tom Delay directly.

    Jack Abramoff

Now this guy’s become almost synonymous with what’s wrong in Washington with crooked lobbyists prowling the district’s streets. Yes, I have to believe that he’s at the center of what everything that’s perceived as wrong with American politics.

Abramoff is also serving a sentence for some of the same sorts of things that Duke Cunningham’s cooling his heels for. Tax evasion, bribery, etc. Not a very nice guy OR upstanding citizen.

As an aside, as a federal employee, I’m subjected to annual ethics training each year that must be conducted in a classroom, face-to-face forum by an Army Judge Advocate General Corps trained lawyer. For the past few years Jack Abramoff, along with Duke Cunningham and our next link in the chain…Tom Delay has been in the centerpiece of these briefings.

How do we play the “Six Degrees of Pete Olson” here?

Williams & Jenson have ties to Tom Delay, who also has ties to Jack Abramoff. The “Bacon Number” between Candidate Wilson and Jack Abramoff is only a 3.

NOTE: Per the Williams & Jenson blog reader and comment provider (nice to know more people than my mother read this) said, the Houston Chronicle retracted their story…so perhaps I’ll do the same here).

    Phil Gramm

I have to admit, I thought that Phil Gramm was much more of a stand up guy than some of my research materials have pointed to. I guess that’s why it really is more important to understand a candidate than simply voting along party lines.

Mr. Gramm seems to have quite a track record of being quite pliable when it comes to acquiescing to the desires and wants of big business…a source of what Gramm often claimed he had. “I have the most reliable friend you can have in politics—ready money.” The source of that money was indeed big business…and one of the largest contributors to his coffers…ENRON.

When Mr. Gramm chose to retire, in spite of being called “too broke and too young” to retire from the Senate by a San Antonio newspaper, they had failed to see how Mr. Gramm and his wife Wendy were tied to Enron financially. (Wendy Gramm had in fact pulled strings for Enron while serving as a political appointee in the first Bush Administration…quite obviously in exchange for a seat on their board just five weeks after her resignation following the Clinton inauguration.) Thanks to the generous salary and stock options made available to Wendy Gramm, as long as Phil toed the line at home…how could he possibly too broke? (Wendy was wise enough to sell all her shares of Enron before the collapse. Surprise, surprise?)

The Bacon Number between Pete Olson and Phil Gramm is an extremely short 1. It was Phil Gramm that urged Olson to work for him first as a Congressional Liaison from the military and then as a full time staffer upon leaving the Navy.

    ENRON

This company will probably long be remembered for what it did with some wild and loose accounting practices that in turn bankrupted the savings and retirement funds of thousands of investors and Enron employees.

I remember this well, as I had been looking at picking up some Enron during the fall. According to the facts and figures I was pulling from Investor’s Business Daily, this company wasn’t looking all that bad. Thankfully I was busy with holidays that December…or I could have lost my entire investment as well.

Unethical is probably the kindest thing you’ll ever hear said about Enron and the entire scandal that led to the collapse. Dig a little deeper and you’ll find that there were more than enough accomplices in the mix to share the blame. Could Wendy Gramm be one of them?

The “Bacon Number” between Pete Olson and ENRON is at least a 2, at most a 3 by running through either one or both of the Gramms.

Having said all this and had a little fun with the “Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon” as it applies to the candidacy of Pete Olson, isn’t it plain to see that there are enough skeletons in his closet and perhaps the smell of smoke hanging strongly in the air to make you wonder what kind of representative his constituents might be getting?

I’m not maligning ANY of these individuals that Mr. Olson has some times to in totality. I’m sure that each firm, individual or company at a time did in fact serve the public good. What I am convinced of though is that in each case there came a point in time where these entities came to a fork in the road. One led to the continued doing of good for the country or in the case of ENRON their investors. The other path led to corruption and personal self interest.

It seems to me that Mr. Olson’s associated with some people in the past that have trouble making ethical decisions and have trouble discerning right from wrong. Some of these associates and associates of associates are serving time in prison.

Is this the kind of person you want representing the voters of TX-22?

Might it be time to elect someone WITHOUT so much experience in Washington, D.C.?

NOTE: I appreciate the input from Williams & Jenson for correcting an error they saw in my analysis. You can draw your own conclusions about both sides of that part of the story.

I think that the voters of TX-22 will deserve what they get…and they should all go to the polls to vote their consciences.